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Essay for 03/14/17
Note from Matt: This piece was read at the first "Wednesday's Way with Words" event at the Lakeside Arts Park in Crystal Lake. For best effect, imagine Matt at a podium speaking the words below in full stage fright mode. If you cannot imagine real Matt at the podium, picture instead...
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Matt Brauer is a writer of humorist essays, short stories, sketch comedies, and generally funny stuff. His content focus is on daily living, culture, social and philosophical sciences, current events, writing, and cheese. His works have appeared in The Funny Times and The AAWG eZine and he has performed at Notes & Poets events. Trained in writing and improv at The Second City Training Center in Chicago, he also earned a BSEE elsewhere, and uses his non-writing time being an engineer and musician. He resides in the far northwest suburbs of Chicago with his wife and furry canine child. For a more detailed biography, visit the bio page.