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Story for 05/22/17

Computer Non-Sequiturs

A message box appeared on my monitor with the words “smoked lettuce.” It was one of those pop-up boxes similar to when the computer executes what it calls an “illegal instruction,” which I know isn’t “illegal” and bugs the heck out out of me, because I have some...
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Matt Brauer is a writer of humorist essays, short stories, sketch comedies, and generally funny stuff. His content focus is on daily living, culture, social and philosophical sciences, current events, writing, and cheese. His works have appeared in The Funny Times and The AAWG eZine and he has performed at Notes & Poets events. Trained in writing and improv at The Second City Training Center in Chicago, he also earned a BSEE elsewhere, and uses his non-writing time being an engineer and musician. He resides in the far northwest suburbs of Chicago with his wife and furry canine child. For a more detailed biography, visit the bio page.