Archive

The archive contains a smattering of Matt's past columns. For other material, please contact Matt using the contact page.

12/04/17 - Signs of the Decline of Civilization at Lunchtime - Restaurants
11/27/17 - Holiday Shopping Essentials
11/20/17 - My Thanksgiving Menu
11/13/17 - I Got This
11/07/17 - It's an Advertisement
10/30/17 - Halloween Costumes I'd Like to See
10/10/17 - Letter to the Teenager Who Drove Into My Mailbox
10/03/17 - 10 Things to Eat Before You Die
09/25/17 - Halloween Store Financial Report
09/20/17 - The Joys of Working When Extremely Tired
09/13/17 - Street Socks
09/06/17 - Infiltration of Evil
08/29/17 - Culture of Death
08/21/17 - My Descent Into Hell
08/12/17 - How to Perform Self-Examinations and Diagnoses
by Dr. Matt Brauer (honorary doctor of medieval medicine)